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If you don’t like something, CHANGE it if you can’t CHANGE it, CHANGE the way you think about it. The most common way that people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. You can’t live a positive life with a negative mind.Ĭhange your thoughts and you can change your life. The past is a place of reference, not a place of residence the past is a place of learning, not a place of living. Take responsibility of your own happiness never put it in other people’s hands. Instead of worrying about what you cannot control, shift your energy to what you can create We do not remember days, we remember moments. Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. No matter what you’re currently going through, think that “ there is so much to look forward to”.įeel what you need to feel and then let it go. The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.īe Optimistic. Train your mind to see the good in everything. WhatsApp Bio Status POSITIVE THINKING CAPTIONS FOR WHATSAPP STATUS

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I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their WI-FI.

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I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. God is really creative, I mean…just look at me. Sleep is my drug…my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.ĭear Problems….Please give me some discount….I am a regular customer.

Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it. Women’s apology: I’m sorry but it was your fault.Ĭommon sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment. My boss to told me to have a good day……So I went home.įor Sale: BRAIN. The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited.” My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. Please cancel my subscription to your issues. I don’t need the prince charming to have my own happy ending. I am not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis. he is obviously riding on a turtle and definitely lost. My prince is not coming on a white horse.

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app they will start using it.ĭo not be so open-minded that your brain falls out. I owe myself the biggest apology for putting up with what I didn’t deserve. True people cry when You leave, Fake people leave when You cry…! I don’t hurt others, because I know how it feels. It’s okay if they don’t like you not everyone has good taste. If your EGO speaks with me, then my ATTITUDE replies to you. Some days there won’t be a song in your HEART, SING anyway. I am learning to love the sound of my feet walking away from things not meant for me. I am just striving to be more than I have ever been. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person that walked in. Life has no remote you have to get it and change it. If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shinning.

Sometimes, it’s perfectly okay and absolutely necessary to shut down, kick back and do nothing.Įvery thought we think is creating our future. You don’t always need to be getting stuff done. Pick yourself up and keep going.īe mature enough to accept rejections and failures. You’re not too old and it is not too late.

If you see me LESS, I’m making some changes in life, you are one of them. Whatever makes you smile, keep it.ĭon’t lower your standards for anyone or anything, SELF-RESPECT is everything. Treat me the way you expect to be treated. SUCCESS is the by-product of your attitude. I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute buttons. I received nothing I wanted but I received everything I needed. I am not failed….My success is just POSTPONED. I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination. Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think. Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths. I always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advice. If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.

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When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wi-Fi so that people visit more often. I love food and sleep if I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something. Sleep isn’t sleep anymore, its an escape. Use pain as steeping stone, not a campground. My every status is a silent message to someone.Ĭherish your own emotions and never undervalue them.ĭeal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. I will be rising from the Ground Like a Skyscraper.

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